Monday, October 7, 2013

"Help!" by the Beatles

Let's continue our lewd exploration of the Beatles songbook...

Original lyrics:
Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know, I need someone
Help 

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors 

Lewd lyrics:
Hump, I need somebody
Hump, not just anybody
Hump, you know, I need someone
Hump

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in getting laid
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, it makes me cry, I'm never gonna score

Of course, these lyrics would have been completely inappropriate for John Lennon to sing in 1965 when he was getting more pussy than Wilt Chamberlain.

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