Thursday, February 2, 2012

"Rock Around the Clock" by Bill Haley and His Comets

Today we go back to the dawn of rock and roll. Speaking of dawn, these lewd lyrics popped into my head first thing this morning when I woke up.

Original lyrics:
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock,
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock,
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock,
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.

Lewd lyrics:
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock cock,
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock cock,
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock cock,
She's gonna suck a lot of cock tonight.

To paraphrase one of the characters in Reservoir Dogs, "That's a lotta dick!"

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