Tuesday, January 17, 2012

"Drive" by the Cars

Something about the hook-laden songs of the Cars really begs for lewd lyrics. This song is probably reviled by many because it's a slow, depressing ballad, unlike the majority of the band's hits.

Original lyrics:
You can't go on thinkin' nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight? 

Lewd lyrics:
I can't go on with this aching dong,
Who's gonna ride my hose tonight?

Basically, it's about a guy with blue balls who needs to score with somebody, anybody, tonight. With that premise, it's easy (and fun!) to ad-lib the rest of the lyrics.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Bonus: Lewd Band Name

Hairy Coin Slot