I actually came up with these lyrics while watching Sunday Night Football on NBC. Their theme song, sung by Faith Hill, is a rewrite of this Joan Jett & the Blackhearts tune. This matters because I personally would prefer to imagine Hill singing the following lewd lyrics rather than Jett.
I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you
That's why I hate myself for loving you
I hate myself for blowing you
My whole damn face is covered with goo
I wanna throw up 'cause I choked on it, too
That's why I hate myself for blowing you
This is especially appropriate since Jett is a vegetarian. She hates herself for putting a sausage in her mouth!