Monday, September 26, 2011

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band

I thought this was the coolest song when I was nine years old. But when they came out with "Legend of Wooley Swamp", I thought that was even cooler.

Original lyrics:
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."


Lewd lyrics:
The devil gave good head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he let that seed spill on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to blow again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."


Yeah, that's right. Instead of a fiddle of gold, the devil bets Johnny a blowjob! And then he spills the seed against God's wishes, just like Onan (except Onan was banging his dead brother's wife, not giving another dude a hummer).


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