Wednesday, August 24, 2011

"Do Your Ears Hang Low?"

For a change of pace, here's an old ditty all the kids know. I hear it playing from the Good Humor ice cream truck rolling slowly down our street.

Original lyrics:
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?


Lewd lyrics:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them to your cock?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you shake them in your pants
When you do a little dance?
Do your balls hang low?

Needless to say, the Good Humor man's tour down our street has become the sing-a-long highlight of my day.

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