Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"I'm a Believer" by the Monkees - UPDATED

Originally posted September 6, 2010:

Everybody knows by now that Neil Diamond wrote this, right?

Original lyrics:
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Lewd lyrics:
She sat on my face, now I'm a believer
I love that taste, no doubt in my mind

It's all about the power of the pussy, ya'll.

UPDATE:
Lewder lyrics:
She sat on my face, and I ate her beaver
I love that taste, no doubt in my mind

I don't know why it took so long for me to think of replacing believer with beaver, but I just had to share my revelation here.

"Voices" by Cheap Trick

I'm back after a long absence with another one from Cheap Trick.

Original lyrics:
You didn't know what you were looking for
Until you heard the voices in your ear

Lewd lyrics:
You didn't know what you were looking for
Until you felt my pecker in your rear

Well, that's always an eye-opener!

There are lots of possibilities for lewd lyrics in other songs by changing "your ear" into "your rear."