Monday, January 3, 2011

"I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song" by Jim Croce

Jim Croce was a talented and entertaining singer-songwriter. It's a shame his career was cut short.

Original lyrics:
Every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a song

Lewd lyrics:
Every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you with my schlong

Although I like a lot of Croce's work, I could do without this song. I like the message of the lewd lyrics, though. Why talk about love when you can just do it? Nothing says "I love you" like a good hammering!

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