My wife likes Heart, but the only CD she has is a lame "unplugged" concert. The first song on that CD is "Dreamboat Annie" --not one of my favorite Heart tunes in any form -- so I made this up solely to tease her whenever she makes me play that crappy CD.
Little ship of dreams
Douche bag Annie
Little bag of douche
It's not my best work, but my wife can't help laughing when I sing it.