Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"I'm a Believer" by the Monkees - UPDATED

Originally posted September 6, 2010:

Everybody knows by now that Neil Diamond wrote this, right?

Original lyrics:
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Lewd lyrics:
She sat on my face, now I'm a believer
I love that taste, no doubt in my mind

It's all about the power of the pussy, ya'll.

UPDATE:
Lewder lyrics:
She sat on my face, and I ate her beaver
I love that taste, no doubt in my mind

I don't know why it took so long for me to think of replacing believer with beaver, but I just had to share my revelation here.

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