Monday, August 30, 2010

"Hurts So Good" by John Cougar

It took a long time for me to forgive Mr. Mellencamp for his John Cougar days, especially his biggest hits from American Fool (truth in advertising), "Jack & Diane" and "Hurts So Good." I came up with these lyrics while the song played at the grocery store.

Original lyrics:
Hurts so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

Lewd lyrics:
Hurts my wood
Oh no baby, oh it hurts my wood
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
That's when it hurts my wood

It's like when you're thrusting and get the angle wrong -- it hurts your wood.

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